With or without you…but preferably with you

Harrison got a new job this year. It’s kind of his first real adult job with real adult pay and real adult benefits. Although, he…

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An actual conversation

Me: I have a question and you’re not going to like my question. Harrison: Okay. Me: Have you clipped your toenails since we got back …

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My relationship is really a prison of judgment

Me: Can you get me a La Croix (pronounced La Crotch, which is what my co-workers decided on since no one seems to know how…

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It must be true love

This is an actual conversation that occurred between Harrison and me. The names of the friends I was talking about are changed to characters from…

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