Writer, I guess

Whitney is a human female living in Denver, CO with her partner, Harrison, and their two cats Miles Davis and Billie Holiday.

Whitney gets paid to write, like, at her 40 hr a week corporate job. But since marketing copy leaves a bit to be desired in the fulfillment area, this exists.

Her dream is to one day turn reading books and posting very dumb things on the internet a full-time gig.

86% Introvert. Seriously.